It was Bob’s worst nightmare.  Halloween had arrived and he didn’t have a costume.

It was Bob’s worst nightmare.  Halloween had arrived and he didn’t have a costume.

"What did I do during Hurricane Sandy?  Just watched The Fifth Element on repeat.  Why?"

"What did I do during Hurricane Sandy?  Just watched The Fifth Element on repeat.  Why?"

"Why, yes, I AM the inspiration for every Johnny Depp character.  Can you point me to Blue Bottle?"

"Why, yes, I AM the inspiration for every Johnny Depp character.  Can you point me to Blue Bottle?"

And then, without warning, Amelia Earhart turned the corner, walked into Urban Rustic, and DISAPPEARED.

And then, without warning, Amelia Earhart turned the corner, walked into Urban Rustic, and DISAPPEARED.

Tasmanian Devil hat?  Check.  Pacifier?  Check.  Adult diaper?  Check.
Darryl was ready to pitch his show to TLC.

Tasmanian Devil hat?  Check.  Pacifier?  Check.  Adult diaper?  Check.

Darryl was ready to pitch his show to TLC.

"But honey, how else will people know we’re a couple?"

"But honey, how else will people know we’re a couple?"

"SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS," thought Mickey, as rushed off to his job as an 80s movie villain.

"SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS," thought Mickey, as rushed off to his job as an 80s movie villain.

"I just don’t like TELLING people I’m a Mexican pimp."

"I just don’t like TELLING people I’m a Mexican pimp."

"Never having the kale salad at Five Leaves again," said the ghost of Janis Joplin. "It went right through me."

"Never having the kale salad at Five Leaves again," said the ghost of Janis Joplin. "It went right through me."

"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" shouted Gandalf the Grey. "THE EGGS AT ELLA CAFE ARE NOT FREE RANGE!"
And then, without warning, he clutched his Guitar Hero drum set and died.

"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" shouted Gandalf the Grey. "THE EGGS AT ELLA CAFE ARE NOT FREE RANGE!"

And then, without warning, he clutched his Guitar Hero drum set and died.